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Copyright Lilleshall Hall Bowls Club |
Q. Smith 2005 |
Sung to the tune of "What shall we do with the drunken sailor?" this should ring a bell with any bowler. Should you come up with a better final line to each verse, or a better chorus, please let us know - we couldn't!
What Shall We Do With The Useless Bowler?
What Shall We Do With The Useless Bowler?
What Shall We Do With The Useless Bowler?
What Shall We Do With The Useless Bowler?
Early in the morning
Chorus:
as original
Put him at lead, expose his weakness ...
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Put him at two to do the scoring ...
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Put him at three to do the measuring ...
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Put him at skip and then ignore him ...
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Load his rink and make him Captain ...
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That's what we do with the useless bowler ...
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